Wit and wisdom about cruising by "Cruisefucius" the renowned guru and cruise philosopher.  

Cruise Wisdom - with Cruisefucius

The way of a cruise of excellence is threefold.
Insufficiently frequent it is treasured.
Being at sea it is endlessly varied.
Shared with another it is infinitely memorable.

~Crusiefucius

Cruise Wisdom - by Cruisefucius

I hear and I smile.

I see and I remember.

I cruise and I live.

- Cruisefucius

Cruise Wisdom, by Cruisefucius

By three methods we may book staterooms: First, with balcony, which is the coolest; second by sea view, which is ok; and third by inside stateroom, which is frugalist. - Cruisefucius

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