Wit and wisdom about cruising by "Cruisefucius" the renowned guru and cruise philosopher.  

Cruise Wisdom - By Cruisefucius

Take this kiss upon the bow!
And, in partying with you now,
So much to do wow
You are not wrong, who deem
That this is like living a dream;
Yet if the week has flown away
In 6 nights, or in 7 day,
In a suite, or in an outside,
Is it therefore the less gone?  
All that we see or eat
Is but a dream within a dream.

~Cruisefucius with apologizes to Edgar Allen Poe.

Cruise Wisdom: The Verse of the One Cruise.

Three pools for swimming under the sky,
Seven dining options for foodies in their quest for cuisine,
Nine spa treatments for the pampered and hair to dye,
One ship for the Cruise Aficionado on it's family cruise.
In the sea of the Caribbean where the ships sail.
One cruise to amaze them all, One cruise to entertain them,
One cruise to bring them all, and on the seas thrill them,
In the Caribbean where the ships sail.

Cruise Wisdom - by Cruisefucius

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached,

don't adjust the goals, book another cruise to complete them.


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